So let’s just get it out there… Today’s comedic news story is that actor Fred Willard was caught getting a little too friendly with himself in an adult movie theatre in Hollywood last night.

Once the news was out there, Twitter was instantly abuzz with helpful information for poor Fred. Here are 10 of the best reactions as the story broke.

10.

"HEY, WHA HAPPENED???" -Fred Willard—
Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) July 19, 2012

9.

Launching a Kickstarter to buy Fred Willard a modem.—
Shawn Levy (@shawnlevy) July 19, 2012

8.

It's kind of quaint that Fred Willard was arrested in an adult theater, like finding out he still writes checks at the grocery store.—
Jeff Drake (@hatethedrake) July 19, 2012

7.

Takeaway from today: Fred Willard doesn't have Wifi.—
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 19, 2012

6.

Fred Willard has given the rest of us so much pleasure, why shouldn't he give himself some?—
Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) July 19, 2012

5.

Dear Fred Willard, there are some amazing websites I need to tell you about. All from the comfort of your own home.—
Zach Braff (@zachbraff) July 19, 2012

4.

Good Lord, somebody please hook up Fred Willard's internet for him.—
Gary Pearson (@captainpearson) July 19, 2012

3.

Good for Fred Willard. I hope I'm still engaging in lewd acts when I'm 72.—
Adam Carl (@AdamWearsPants) July 19, 2012

2.

I like to think Fred Willard did what he did because he wanted spice up what he predicted would be a slow Thursday on Twitter.—
Dana Wessel (@DanaWessel) July 19, 2012

1.

I’m going to be doing a stellar impression of Fred Willard at the midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises.—
Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) July 19, 2012

And an honorable mention…

https://twitter.com/justinaman13/status/225999650174418944