Happy Monday friends, let’s catch you up on everything you missed over the weekend….

Taylor spent the weekend with the Kennedy’s – down the Cape, in the city, and at church. Such a good girl.

According to the Track Gals, here’s how she spent the weekend…On Friday she and Conor engaged in some serious PDA in Hyannisport.  Guess they gave everyone quite the show!  Then on Saturday they came in for a wedding of Conor’s cousin, Kyle Kennedy.  The ceremony was on Beacon Hill and the reception at the Fairmont Copley Plaza.

Can you imagine rolling into a wedding and finding yourself doing the Chicken Dance next to Taylor Swift?  Is it awkward if the DJ plays one of her songs?  So many questions.   Tay Tay even took pics with fans in the lobby.  Such a sweet girl.

On Sunday they were back on the Cape and attended Mass at Our Lady of Victory Church.  They are awfully cute together, I hope to bump into them soon.  So I guess I’ll be stalking soon.

Wondering if we are ever going to have Idol judges? Me too. Really having a hard time deciding if I care at all. Here’s the latest. Nicki Minaj is at the “top of the list” to join Mariah at the table.

Just one issue. Nicki has a HUGE contract with Pepsi. American Idol is sponsored by Coke. You know they always have their vodka in the Coke cups on the table (wait that was just Paula)  Hmmm, what to do, what to do. Four judges, which cup? Speaking of four judges – the Hollywood Reporter says Idol’s dream scenario is a four-judge panel featuring Mariah, Nicki, a “country star” and a “Latin Artist”.

Leading country contender is Keith Urban, and Enrique is their Latin choice. This means Randy is out. Further, as we talked about last week, there was talk about P Diddy being a judge. Well, he is speaking out, and it’s in true Diddy fashion. He says “I love American Idol” and when asked how much it would take him to do the show, he said, “They know”.  In other words, and to quote Sheila E – “If you have to ask you can’t afford the lingerie.”

Did Timberlake get married this weekend? The internet says yes. They say it was in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. One woman named Janet Charlton posted on her gossip site that it happened, and we all believe her.

She said “They pulled a fast one on everybody! They are in the middle of their ceremony at a very fancy private estate and members of the wedding party are staying at the Four Seasons Hotel there.”

She went so far as to say that she knew that wedding cake designer Sylivia Weinstock was seen in Jackson Hole. Well, shoot, if the WEDDING CAKE LADY was there, then it must be true! So that is all I know, when I know more so will you!

And, finally this morning, Kristen Stewart is said to be on the Lindsay Lohan diet. No, not the coke, but seems she’s living on Cigarettes, Red Bull and potato chips.

But don’t worry, it’s sugar-free Red Bull.  Sources say “Kristen is a nervous wreck and existing on a diet of cigarettes, sugar-free Red Bull and the occasional bag of potato chips. She’s been hiding out at the L.A. home of a producer friend and is looking pale and worn-out.”

How can you tell? She always looks pale and worn out. They go on to say “she’s grief-stricken and has hit rock bottom.” She’s refusing any kind of help, including therapy, because, “Part of her just doesn’t want to feel better.”

Oh please, this is NOT rock bottom. I’ve seen it girl, you aren’t there. Get over it. Apologize. Go for a run. Move on. 

xoxo

K