Boston Believes Snooki’s Baby is a Sign of the Apocalypse
Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gave birth to her first child this week, and many Boston residents signaled this event as a real sign that the apocalypse is coming in 2012.
To be fair, it’s not only in Boston where people believe this. It’s been a popular sentiment to share that one of TV’s biggest train wrecks would bring a child into the world and simultaneously signal the end of it.
Here’s 9 Boston reps who took to Twitter to join in on the fear-mongering now that Snooki has produced a child. Is her childbirth going to make you believe those pesky Mayans and their mysterious prophecies a little more?
How is @snooki in labor if her antichrist baby was reportedly due on Doomsday? Is the world ending earlier than expected?—
Ashlyn St. Ours (@ashlyn_stours) August 26, 2012
Snooki's a mom. The world is ending.—
Chloe Svolos (@chlosvo35) August 26, 2012
Snooki's in labor, also known as the end of days. Which plague is this again?—
Joey Martelli (@JoeyMartelli) August 25, 2012
Snooki had her baby now the world is going to end #teamfollowback—
Its me .... King!!!! (@ItsKINGmydude) August 26, 2012
The Mayans were SO wrong... how can the world end in December if Snooki's baby was born today?—
Sarah Benesi (@sarahbenesi) August 26, 2012
Snooki giving birth is the end of order in the world. Its sad that she is what people consider entertainment. tmblr.co/ZUbLouSFL8-d—
♥☆Maggie☆♥ (@XOXPrincesaXOX) August 27, 2012
Stefanie O'Shea (@stefoshea) August 26, 2012
Danny Zuko (@DZUK) August 26, 2012
Snooki's baby will be the apocalypse—
Aurora O'Brien (@RO_YourBoat) August 26, 2012