OMG, what am I going to do with myself?  Jersey Shore is no more, Lindsay is moving, John can’t sing and LeAnn is in rehab.  Happy Friday!

First up, the Jersey Shore sleeps with the fishes.  Yep, after polluting our minds for six seasons, MTV has pulled the plug.  The season is already in the can and will premiere October 4th.  There will be much fanfare before the premiere, marathons and the like along with a special “Gym, Tanning, Look Back” where the cast will, well, look back at old shows.  PLUS after each show in season six there will be an after-show and a “scintillating reunion special” after the finale.  Really?  Scintillating?  Is there anything we don’t know about these people?  But, don’t fret MTV ordered a second season of “Snooki and JWoww” and we might see another season of the Pauly D Project – so pull out your “Cab’s Here” T-shirt and buckle in for the ride.

But, when God closes a door, he opens a window and the face in that window is Ryan Lochte.  Yep, E! is looking to give the gold medal winner his own show.  Jeah!!  He says “pretty much they follow me on my normal day, just training, doing my own fashion line… it’s real.  It’s not fake or anything like that.”  Nope, not fake just filled with douchiness.  Lots and lots  of douchiness.  He goes on to say “Whether it be ‘The Bachelor’, ‘Dancing with the Stars’ or other sitcoms… me and my team are going to have to sit down and actually decide on what route we want to go and what shows we’re actually going to do.”  Does he really have that many options?  Well, I guess in a land where there is a Honey Boo Boo anything is possible.

I’m going to make this short because I’m about Lindsay Lohan’d out.  Lindsay is leaving LA and moving to NYC.  I guess she got in all the trouble she could in la la land and is taking her party bus to the Big Apple.  The good news, she probably won’t drive.

John Mayer will be silenced for six more months due to the throat problems he’s been having.  No talking, no singing, just Tumblr.  And the world smiled.  He said via Tumblr “Well, here I am.  Silent for the next few months, no singing for probably six, but all signs point to this being the last step in getting to perform again.

“Back to notebooks and iPad to communicate for the time being.”  Ladies look out, if you see a tall guy with an iPad at Starbucks leering at you wondering if you know who he is – run.

LeAnn Rimes checked herself into rehab on Wednesday…the day after her booze and bikini filled 30th b-day party, to deal with anxiety and stress.  Freaking celebrities.  I’ve got more anxiety than the average bear and I don’t get to go to a swanky rehab center every time I think I’m going to pop.  Nope, I hit the St Johns Wort and a glass of wine and hope for the best.  Her reps say “While there will be speculation regarding her treatment, she is simply there to learn and develop coping mechanisms. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”  Good luck with that.  LeAnn says “This is just a time for me to emotionally check out for a second and take care of myself and come back in 30 days as the best 30-year-old woman I can be,” she says.  “All the things in my life will be there when I get out, but you know what? I’m hoping they’re not going to affect me as much.”

In a related story, LeAnn is suing two women who taped a bizarre phone call they had a few months ago.. and let it go viral.  The women were Tweeting their support of Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville and LeAnn decided to jump into the fray.  LeAnn didn’t get Twitter satisfaction and made the unreal mistake of CALLING THEM.  According to the suit Kimberly Smiley and Lexi Smiley “illegally and secretly recorded the conversation and then released out-of-context excerpts, painting LeAnn in a false and negative light.” Like anyone thought otherwise.   She’s nuts.  n. u. t. s.  Takes one to know one.

Ok that’s it, I’m out.  Have a great Labor Day weekend my friends!

xoxo

K