Happy Monday my friends! The royal boobs are going to be unleashed today – so let’s get to it.
The French magazine “Closer” published the pics of Kate Middleton sunbathing on Friday. A lawsuit was filed by William and Kate and Closer removed the photos from their website.
They issued a statement saying “Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner.”
However…an Italian magazine called “Chi” is planning to publish somewhere between five and 200 more pictures in a 26-page spread today. The publisher said “There are more intimate pictures that exist that we haven’t published and will not published.” I don’t even want to know what those might be. Yikes. Seriously though, it sucks you can’t go on a vacation at a friends private spot and not be photographed. Poor girl.
I was really hoping that I would have one Amanda Bynes-free post, but the girl can’t stay out of her freaking car, so here we are again. She was in a minor fender bender on Thursday as we know, and finally, last night the cops impounded her car.
She was pulled over yesterday morning and ticketed for driving on a suspended license, the car impounded but - surprise surprise - she was not arrested. I’m telling you if that was any of us, we’d be calling our BFF for bail money. That pisses me off.
I mean she has two DUIs pending, a bunch of tickets, NO LICENSE, 30 accidents and that’s OK? Not really. Someone needs to intervene. Quickly.
Don’t know how I feel about this one, but according to a British tabloid, KStew and RPatz are back together. Yep.
Now before any of you throw a stone, let’s raise our hand if we ever got back together with someone who did us wrong. OK, now that we are all on the same sheet, let’s move on.
Sources say “They pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other. Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.
“Rob sees it as Kristen made a really stupid mistake. After a lot of long tearful talks, they’ve worked it out.” I don’t have much more info past this, but when I have it – you’ll have it.
They have made it official and they are already working. Your American Idol judges for season 12 are … just who we said they’d be last week.
Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson (who was saved by Enrique backing out), Keith Urban and Nicki Minaj. Following the pattern of mean one, urban one, country one, young one. They began filming yesterday. Mariah is making $18 mil, Nicki $12 and Keith only $8?? How’s that?
Keith you need a new agent.
And finally, this morning, Taylor Swift went to visit her little man at his swanky private school over the weekend. Think they got a hotel room at Embassy Suites and drank 2 Buck Chuck? Nope, they went to Taylor’s Tavern (swear to God) and then went…ANTIQUING.
For the love of all that is holy. I’m not trying to say you have to be bad, but when you are 18 and your girlfriend is over 21, she buys booze. That’s it.
My HS boyfriend, Rich Ryan was 21 when I was 18 and let’s just say that we always had Boones Farm wine with dinner when my mom was out of town.
Of course I just looked up things to do in Deerfield, MA and looks like Yankee Candle Village is the big draw, so maybe antiquing is the way to go…