Dear Dina Lohan, we don’t believe you. Take another toke and let’s hop on the crazy train….
Dina did that jacked up interview with Dr. Phil last week. Didn’t see it? Here’s a nugget.
She was a hot mess. All over the place, making fun of his “little tie and little shoes” and obviously so heavily medicated she didn’t know if he was real or if he was a cute leprechaun here to give her gold. Well, she wants us to know she was NOT under the influence.
“I was absolutely not under, intoxicated, or on any kind of medication. I was extremely upset,” she tells Entertainment Tonight in an interview that will air tonight.
Now, I get upset just like the next girl, but it doesn’t make me sound like I had a bottle of Jack and a lobotomy. But, friends, that’s not why she came to ET. Nope, she wanted to weigh in on Amanda Bynes. That’s right, the mother of all train wrecks is giving advice to train wreck jr. She said:
“You know, I’m a mother and I feel that that’s for her mother to speak about, and not me, because people have spoken for my child and myself, so I really feel that’s for her parents to discuss and Amanda herself,” Way to stand up for the little guy. They then went on to ask her about general advice for parents she said “Just be around… It’s hard when your daughter’s not, you know, over 18, and you want to let them go … and they want to, you know, feel like they’re in control of themselves.
“So it’s a very strategic place for a parent to be, but she’ll be OK.” Huh? Dina, do us all a favor and go get help. You are a terrible mother. That is all.
So, it looks like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have kissed and made up. At least that’s what all the tabloids say, and you know I believe it. Us Weekly says they are living together again. Things aren’t back to normal yet, however. Sources say Rob is still “extra-sensitive” and “insecure”.
Extra sensitive? He strikes me as a pretty sensitive guy already, I can’t imagine what extra means. He cries at kitty pictures already.
Meanwhile, in another tabloid… Sources say Kristen is doing everything she can to get back in his good graces. Including… wait for it… poetry. Yep. Apparently “he always wanted her to write poetry for him, but she never made the effort. But since this happened, she’s been writing her heart out.
“She’s written song lyrics, poetry and about a million excuses.” And that’s not the end of the crazy. Other sources say she’s talking about getting Rob’s name TATTOOED on her body. No better way to wreck a relationship than to ink a name on your person. Ask me, I’ll tell you about my laser tattoo removal.
JWoww got engaged. Her boyfriend Roger proposed during a skydiving lesson by holding a handwritten sign… which she didn’t even see until they hit the ground.
She says “The whole time I’m screaming ‘What are you doing? What’s going on?’ He’s like ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you! Will you allow me to?'” She said yes. And then they ran to In Touch Weekly. The ring is 5 freaking carats. What does he do for a living? Will the wedding be televised? God I hope so.
Alright, that’s it!