Look out Vegas – there is a royal baby on the way, so Prince Harry drops to 4th in succession, which means naked Vegas, right?  But first, let’s dish on Taylor…

Taylor Swift and One Direction’s Harry Styles just need to come out of the closet already. Or I just need to quit caring. Hard to pick one.

Anyhoo, they were spotted Sunday in NYC’s Central Park. Can you believe it? Walking in a park! Wow. Scandalous.

AND, if that isn’t proof enough, I have a video of them getting into the back of an SUV!  So clearly, it’s official.

Royal kiddies on the way

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The royals are having a baby! Those adorable Brits are preggo. It was announced yesterday, much earlier than they wanted to (she’s not even 12 weeks yet) because Kate Middleton was admitted to the hospital.  She’s suffering from a very severe form of morning sickness and will be in the hospital for several days.

Experts say that only 2% of pregnant women get this and for most women, the issue resolves itself by about the 20th week. The former Mrs. Schwarzenegger once suffered from this. Maria Shriver Tweeted “Kate has Hyperemesis.  Had that with my last child. Not fun at all. Hang in there, Kate.”

This will be the first kid for Will and Kate (duh) and will leapfrog my favorite ginger to become third in line for the throne.  Twitter is already abuzz with name ideas.  Check out #unlikelyroyalbabynames for some really funny names and a whole bunch of really unoriginal ones.  Like going all the way back to Friends unoriginal.

Nick Lachey in trouble for cheering

My boy Nick Lachey got in a bit of trouble over the weekend. He’s a huge sports fan, especially his hometown Cincinnati Bengals.

He was at the Bengals/Chargers game and started smack talking, like you do, but the game was in San Diego and they didn’t want him to be so mouthy.  After getting ejected he Tweeted “Just got kicked out of the Chargers stadium and couldn’t be prouder! Go Cincy Bengals!”.

After the Bengals won, he added, “Bengals win again.  I’d talk trash to everyone in SD, but what’s the point? You already had me kicked out of the stadium and you still lost.” BURN!