Well, I’ve been gone for a minute, but what is weird, the gossip didn’t stop. I mean, Jessica Simpson waited until I left to announce her pregnancy? Really? Sheesh. Let’s get to it….

Here’s what happened at the end of 2012:

Jessica Simpson confirmed that she is indeed preggo with #2.  She announced it via Twitter (doesn’t anyone do announcements anymore?) with a picture of her daughter Maxwell sitting in the sand where the words “Big Sis” were written. It’s adorable.

However, now that she’s announced it, she’s doing bump pictures.  And not the cute kind. I, of course, am so happy for her – I wish nothing but happiness to new moms.

I think it’s a beautiful thing and amazing and the growing female form is nothing to be ashamed of,  but, we don’t need any duckface bikini bump pictures.  Just my opinion.

Kimye are expecting as well!  This one went totally under the radar.  He announced it on stage during his Sunday night show in Atlantic City.

He said “Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?” Wow, that’s love. The minute that happened every Kardashian in the world Tweeted something about “how hard it is to keep secrets” – ugh. Just for the record, Kim is still legally married. Is that weird?

Anyhoo, Kim did not let her baby bump keep her from her paid duties, she hit Vegas (cause that’s where you go when you are preggo) for an appearance at 1 Oak Nightclub. The dress she wore was more lace than dress, but she worked it.

They have decided that the kid will NOT be in ANY reality shows the Kardashians are attached to. No “Kim Takes The Maternity Ward,” no “Keeping Up With Kimye,” nothing like that. Yeahhhhhh, right.

When asked about how she was feeling “I have felt good. I haven’t had any morning sickness, but it still isn’t the easiest.  People always say it’s easy and fun.  It’s definitely an adjustment learning about your body and stuff like that. I’ve been feeling really good, so that’s good.”   So I guess the takeaway is it’s good.

Haylor continue to go strong. Taylor and Harry were spotted kissing on New Years Eve. She performed at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin Eve with Ryan Seacrest and soon after the ball dropped and they kissed. Someone got it on their phone and now it’s the picture all over the internet making all the girls cry.

Also, in Haylor news, she apparently flew to England to meet his family. Insiders tell Us Weekly that ” I can see them getting married in a week, just going for it.” Well, if not a wedding, she can always just buy a house over there.