Kinda buried the lead there didn’t I?  Well, not sure it’s true, but wouldn’t it be great if it was?

Let’s get started.  Yesterday we talked about Kimye’s baby and how they were NOT going to have the baby on any part of any reality show ever.  That lasted about 24 hours.

The president of E! said “Like so many Kardashian fans, we love it when this close-knit family gets even bigger.  We look forward to sharing the joy as they prepare for more diapers, more bottle and without a doubt, more fabulous baby wear.”  So, not only will we see that kid all over television, we have to endure another Kardashian clothing line.  Awesome.

In a related note, according to court type people, there is no way her divorce from Kris Humphries will be finalized before she gives birth.  The only way to get out of it would be for Kim to admit the marriage was fraudulent – which will never happen.  Yep, she’s having one mans baby while married to another.

Some really sad news to report – a paparazzo was hit by a car and killed while attempting to shoot photos of what he thought was Justin Bieber in his Ferrari on Tuesday.  What happened was, this guy spotted the car he knew to be Bieber’s parked across the street from where he was camped out.

Pics of the Biebs are worth big dough, so he ran for the shot.  Cops told him to get back to his car, he crossed the street and was struck by a car. Justin was NOT in the car at the time and released this statement “While I was not present nor directly involved with this tragic accident, my thoughts and prayers are with the family of the victim.”

This is RIDICULOUS.  No picture is worth this. I realize I report celebrity gossip for a living, but this makes my heart hurt.

Wonder what Rihanna and Chris Brown did on New Years Day?  Well, I did some investigative journalism and found out for you!  (I read Twitter and Instagram really, but I digress).

Tuesday morning Rihanna posted “Good morning! Still haven’t slept lol #hello2013″ along with this picture of her under the covers.  Chris Brown posted a picture of his vantage point from his bed – which funnily enough had the SAME PRINT as Rihannas!

Yes, I am the Christiane Amanpour of gossip reporting.

And if this is true, they are true magicians.  It is being reported that Brad and Angelina made it official on Christmas day.

Rumor has it they brought their brood to Turks and Caicos and said “I do” in front of family.  They stayed at designer Donna Karan’s Carribean home and it is there they made the big mistake.

I really don’t know much more than that, but I cannot believe they pulled it off.  Congrats you crazy kids.