What I love about the Grammys happens before the Grammy’s. The red carpet is where it is at and where my judgement lives, so let’s begin…
Carrie Underwood is flawless. And wearing a third world countries national budget around her neck.
Katy Perry is on a lot of people’s worst dressed lists this morning, but I loved her throwback to Priscilla Presley. I didn’t like her hair, but the dress was amazing and she looked great in it. Plus she said screw you to the dress code, which is a plus.
Kimbra is also on some worst dressed lists, but I thought she looked absolutely ethereal. I love her, she is adorable.
And, in my opinion, Kelly Rowland won the Grammy’s. The dress would look slutty on anyone else, but she killed it. And really didn’t pay one bit of attention to the memo, and for that we thank you!
I realize everyone loves her, but I don’t. And those silly Heidi braids need to go. You are a grown up now, Tay Tay. And looking at you, all I want to do is watch Animal House.
Oh, Adele. Why are you wearing a sofa cover? You are such a pretty girl, why why why?
JLo, Angelina Jolie called, she’s pissed. If you are going to try to one up that leg, get a better dress. It looks like something my mom wore in the 70s morphed with a leotard.
Rihanna’s dress was really pretty, but the fact that she forgot band-aids in the most important part, has me putting her here.
Florence from Florence and the Machine confused me. I loved the shape of the dress. I LOVED the color, green looks so good on redheads, but what is with the spikes? I wanted to call her Donatello. Maybe Michelangelo…
And Beyonce looked like she was going to a PTA meeting.
Here endeth my judgement…