Kennedy’s Dirty on the 30 – Bieber Birthday Gets Shut Down!
It was the rager we all hoped to be invited to, but apparently only those under 20 dressed like douche-bags were invited.
So, the Biebs is in London doing some shows and decided to drop about $15 grand on a b-day party at a place called Cirque Du Soir. According to Google that means “circus of the evening”. And it was a circus theme. Really? You are 19. Circus theme? Next thing you are going to tell me is McDonald’s is catering and you are getting the cooler filled with orange drink for beverages. Oh, wait. That will come into play later.
Ok, so Justin and his entourage rolled into the club. The club was ready, with all the staff wearing “Happy Birthday Justin” t-shirts. Seems it was going to be a party to remember, but it was over before it began as an hour later, Justin took his toys and went home. Or more to the point, McDonald’s. The legal drinking age in the UK is 18, so Justin was OK, but most of his friends weren’t. To include Jaden Smith and Justin’s girlfriend. Jaden is 14. Who let him out? Anyhoo…
Justin started his rant on Twitter pretty much right away saying “Worst birthday”. This is where the battle started between the club and Justin. The club released this statement. ”We are very sorry, and understand it’s his birthday, but our hands are tied with local authorities and rules we need to follow as a club to keep our license”. ”We clearly didn’t want to give him the ‘worst birthday’. He is a friend and previously was always welcomed with open arms”.
Justin then continued his rant on Twitter saying: “the funny moment when people believe I brought underage people to a club. U think Will is letting his 14-year-old in a club, I don’t think so. Second, I love how the club wanted to give the press another reason to why we didn’t stay at their weak ass club so they wouldn’t look bad for me walking in a right back out.” Damn. Schooled.
He continues “I said my ‘worst birthday’ but that was due to dummies pushing over my fans and being overly aggressive. ” To his credit, the paparazzi was really awful and pushed lots of fans waiting outside around. However, I will NOT forgive Justin for then deciding to walk around London (in the cold) with no shirt on. Seriously dude. It’s enough already.
Looks like Rihanna and Chris Brown are in it for the long haul. She tells “Elle” magazine she wants to be with Chris Brown FOREVER. She was talking about her song “Stay” and said “You don’t have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don’t want to let go of it. I would definitely say that (Chris) is the one I have that kind of relationship with.”
She continued “What we want is a great friendship that’s unbreakable. Now that we are adults we can do this right. We got a fresh start, and I’m thankful for that.” Rather than get angry, let’s watch Vin Diesel sing….
Charlie Sheen thinks he can save Lindsay Lohan, and I think he’s right. I mean, there is no one out there who is more familiar with drinking, drugs, public meltdowns and second chances than he.
He said “she clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’d been down the road as well as every other side of the trail on the journey. If she listens, she’ll win. If she doesn’t, that’s on her.”
You all know I have a soft spot for the Lohan and I’d like to see her get a win. However, she’s already saying she doesn’t want his help. Oh Lindsay. What is it gonna take?
And finally this morning… They said it wouldn’t happen. They were wrong.
There was a time when if you even played a certain song when he was in attendance he’d leave but it looks like Mark Wahlberg is bringing the Funky Bunch back!!! Hey if NKOTB can do it, why can’t they?
He did an interview with a British magazine, he suggested a reunion could be in the works. He said “Well, the Funky Bunch wants to get back out there. I’ve just got to find the right time. We might, though.”
That is a ticket I would buy. How bout you? Hope he wears his Calvins. Let’s all dance along…