I mean, did we expect anything else? Not really.
It was called Kidchella and it all went down this weekend in Kourtney Kardashian‘s backyard. And it was INSANE. There was a ferris wheel, 2 stages for performances, karaoke, food trucks, face-painting, hair braiding, bouncy houses, henna tattoos (cause 1 year olds dig that) and churros. Jaden Smith performed, Kylie and Kendall Jenner sang an awful song, and everyone got a tye-dyed Yezus t-shirt. Ugh. They documented all of it on Instagram if you’d like to see what a backyard that’s bigger than Charlestown looks like. Also, Khloe Kardashian brought a little cultural insensitivity by wearing a Native American headdress to the festivities. Dummy.
Baby Ryan today at North’s party #KidchellaVibes #CustomBabyYeezusTees #RhylaHeadbands #FreshlyPickedMoccasins #SusiesCustimDenim #Norths1stbday
Our baby girl’s 1st birthday party! #kidchella
A little karaoke at Kidchella
In a related note, Lord Disick was not in attendance at the festivities.
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Kourtney thought she’d totally burn him by leaving him at the Hamptons and have the party in their backyard without him. Yeah, he really cares. Instead, he threw himself a belated bday party at 1Oak in the Hamptons and sprayed champagne all over the ladies. Who won?
Ouch, Sting “Stings” His Kids
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Sting has decided not to give his kids any of his $300 million bucks. Serioulsy. He calls that kind of wealth an “albatross around the neck”. Now, while I applaud him for not raising another family of Kardashians, it seems a little rough. I hate the Rich Kids of Instagram as much as the next guy, but how bout a little for a down payment on a house or a quick stint in rehab? On the other hand, I love the fact that he says “don’t expect any of it, because we are spending it”. You go Sting.
Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Get Hitched
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And finally this morning, one of those crazy Duggars got married over the weekend. Jill and her man tied the knot at their hometown church in front of 1000 people. Seriously? Who knows 1000 people? It’s what the world needs. More Duggars. They never even kissed before the wedding day. She said “I think it is safer and makes it more special to wait to kiss until your wedding day,” Jill explained to People when she began dating Dillard. “To save the physical side of your marriage for your wedding day and not going further than you should – we want to have no regrets.” Hmm, if I married the first guy I kissed… well, nevermind.
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